Bright

My son, my oldest son, is a smart kid. 

This boggles my mind when he does something like give his little brother a wipe to, you know, do his bidness in the bathroom... and comes out of the bathroom with the LYSOL wipes in his hand asking if I only give him one.

It's then that I find myself saying things like, "Are you kidding me? Really??"

Sheesh.